I was not aware of the “earl of sandwich” legend, so thanks for the lesson. It should be noted however that the first sandwich was in fact invented by GaaHob 30,000 years ago. He wrapped a handful of grubbs between two thin slices of willow bark. The crunchy outer shell and the delectable soft innards of this taste-sensation he decided to call [click][smack] “unngh.” These exploits were detailed on a heretofore undiscovered cave wall buried beneath hundreds of feet of volcanic lava. How am I aware of these facts? Trust me, it probably happened. So next time you snack at the corner deli, remember to ask for a …GaaHob[click][smack]”unngh.”